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Post by Funonthenet on Apr 24, 2016 0:37:03 GMT -5
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
See ans below.
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette another deadly answer. scroll down a little
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
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Post by Funonthenet on Apr 24, 2016 0:43:44 GMT -5
Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend they have never done it before.
One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69".
But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. so he does as the GF tells him to do.
they lay down in this position for about 2 min. she is thinking that He will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her BF's face. GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some more time.
after 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger than the previous.
The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at her..
"If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"
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Post by Funonthenet on Apr 24, 2016 0:50:11 GMT -5
> Severalmen are in the Locker Room of a golf Club.A cell Phone on a bench > rings and a man engages the hands Free Speaker function and begins to > talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen...... > > Man : "Hello" > Woman: "Honey.it's me.Are you at the club?" > Man : "Yes". > Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat,It's > only $1000.Is it OK if I Buy it ?" > Man : "Sure,....go ahead if you like it that much" > Woman: "I also stopped by the mercedes dealership and saw new 2005 > models.I saw one I really Liked." > Man : "How Much?" > Woman: "$60,000" > Man : "OK,but for that price,I want it with all the options" > Woman: "Great! Oh!, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year > is > back on the market.They're asking $950,000" > Man : "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,but just offer > $900,000 " > Woman: "OK.I'll see you later! I LOVE YOU!" > Man : "Bye,I love you too." > > The Man Hangs up.The other men in the locker room are looking at him in > astonishment.Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Post by Funonthenet on Apr 24, 2016 0:54:38 GMT -5
A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABCHospital
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them Rs.300.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Oberoi charges Rs. 2500, Taj charges Rs.2000, Le Meridian charges Rs.1500.
We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that back from MediClaim
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Post by Funonthenet on Apr 24, 2016 0:56:02 GMT -5
Today's food for thought: Don't wait for the best idea, work on a better one and the best will follow...(i liked it, didn't u??)
____________________________________________________ Pyscho Test This is a genuine psychological test. It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? Give this some thought for a while before you scroll down. DON'T CHEAT Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test used by a famous American psychologist to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance. NEXT ONE : Subject: Incredible. Amazing test. Just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one. You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised. Start: How much is : 15+6 3+56 89+2 12+53 75+26 25+52 63+32 I know! Calculations are boring but it's nearly over.. Come on, one more... 123+5 QUICK! THINK ABOUT A TOOL AND A COLOR! Scroll further to the bottom... A bit more... You have just thought about a red hammer, haven't you?Huh If this is not the case, you are among 2% of people who have a "different" if not "abnormal" mind. 98% of the folks would answer a "red hammer" while doing this exercise.
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Post by Funonthenet on Apr 24, 2016 0:57:58 GMT -5
A sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks.He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like sardars.
The game warden ordered the sardar to show his hunting license, and the sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"
The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?" The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?" Again the sarda reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the sardar "Just where the hell are you from?"
The sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert."..
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Post by Funonthenet on Apr 24, 2016 1:00:10 GMT -5
Two idiots drive to a gas station in a remote district for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the patrons of the station to anybody who purchases a full tank of gas.
When they go inside to pay, the man asks the attendant about the contest. The attendant says, "If you win, you''re entitled to free sex," and the man asks how he can enter the contest. The attendant explains, "Well, I''m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess it right you win free sex."
So the idiot fills up and asks to play the contest and says, "I Guess 7." "Sorry I was thinking of 8," replies the attendant. The next week, the two return to the same gas station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, one idiot asks the attendant if the contest is still going on. "Sure," replies the attendant. "I''m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex." "2," says the idiot. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replies the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As the two idiots are walking back to the car, one idiot says to the other, "You know, I''m beginning to think this contest is rigged." "No way," says the other idiot, "My wife won TWICE last week!"
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INZAMAM was once asked a different question after PAK won the match, for which he was not prepared??. He had a set response to the first question always.
Commentator: So INZI your wife is pregnant for the 2nd time??? INZI: Sabse Pahle Bismilla allah rahim?.Insha Allah all credit goes to The boyz2 every one worked hard for it especially Afridi; without his strokes Itwouldn''t have been possible?? also bob woolmer kept a close watch on The progress ?..its a team effort
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Post by Funonthenet on Apr 24, 2016 1:01:49 GMT -5
Amazing Daer Frenids I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was readgnieg
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Enjoy...................
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